tomato = toe may toe

orange : how boring.

then comes a tomato.....

tomato : where am i?

orange : hey apple!u're back.

tomato : what?

orange : hey apple!where u've been?

tomato : are u talking to me?

orange : hey apple!

tomato : i'm not an apple

orange : hey!hey apple!u're back.

tomato : hey,i'm not an apple.

orange : yes,u are.u're red.i see u an apple.

tomato : no no no.u see,i'm a tomato.

orange : a tomato?u're look like an apple.

tomato : no no no.i'm a fruit like an apple but i'm not an apple.

orange : what?no!u're not.u're a vegetable.

tomato : yes,that's the common misconception but a tomato like myself erp..

orange : hey apple!can u speak seed?

tomato : what?

orange : like this.(spit a seed)haktuii..

tomato : ooouuchh.what's wrong with u?

orange : i'm an orange

tomato : don't do that to a tomato.don't u know that we can easily get bruise?

orange : u're a toe-may-toe?

tomato : it's tomato.

orange : toe-may-toe.

tomato : to-ma-to!tomato!it's not hard.

orange : yeah.u're a vegetable.

tomato : fruit.i'm a fruit.

orange : u can't be a fruit and a vegetable.

tomato : i know.i'm not.i'm a fruit.tomato is a fruit.

orange : no,u're not.u're a vegetable,like a pumpkin.

tomato : pumpkin is a fruit too,u're moron.

orange : yeah.an elephant is a microwave.hahaha.

tomato : i hate oranges.

orange : u're an apple.

tomato : i'm a tomato!

orange : apple!

tomato : tomato!

orange : apple!

tomato : tomato!

orange : apple!

tomato : tomato!

orange : blender.

tomato : hah?

.the end.

let's ketchup later~