Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Let's hear from da experts...

Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the other side.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

Arthur Andersen (consultant):
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysiais a democratic country; we let our chickens do whatever they want to do... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...

Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Wan Kamarudin:
Ape kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saje.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Adayang menyatakan ayam-ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri........."

Zainal Alam Kadir:
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."

Nabil Raja Lawak:
"Lu pikir la sendiri"

Saya:
"Ayam sape trlepas ni??Grrr.."

Anda:
?????

SeCuRiTy UTP

my daily routine at 530pm,go to tasek(alonee)..oyeahh..

on da way blik from tasek,tibe2 trnampak SECURITY SERVICES DEPARTMENT di sports complex..

i wonder why security department have been thrown here..
hermm...
apakah operasi yg akan dilakukan oleh security department nxt yer?
i'm still wonder...

then,i looked at swimming pool nearby..
got this pic..

pakgadkah yg meletakkan kerusi disini?

pemandangan yg dapat dilihat jika anda naik ke atas kerusi tadi
p/s:kalo yg tggi cam adam ke,yap ke,xyah nek xpe..

jika betol pakgad yg meletakkan kerusi disitu,untuk apakah?
untuk operasi skodengkah?
atau sebagai tempat lepak pakgad untuk mghisap skotak rokok dikala keboringan?
atau tempat makgad detim?
atau ada pihak lain yang sengaja meletakkan kerusi disitu?

saya tinggalkan persoalan itu kepada anda untuk dipikirkan secara rasional..

sekian terima kasih...

just strange

sperti biase,today after solat subuh,got to sleep again..
dan utk beberapa kali tersedar dgn sendirinya..
oleh kerana masih belum kol 10,continue to sleep again..
then,i woke up again wif a strange feeling..
dis time at 10 o'clock..

i really dun like dis kind of feelin'..
i stat 2 think sumtin bad..
quickly rush down from da bed n have a bath..
got to col my parents but need my breakfast first..if not,perot masok angin lagi la jwabnye..

just worry coz i have got dis kind of feelin' before..
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mase exam mode last sem
xtau nape,tp ad stu mase tuh slalu tringat kt umah..
agak pelik tp juz ignore je..
then,got miscol from my mom..
i call her back..

"assalamualaikum,ummi..kak (name pgggilan dlm family) pegi tapau diner td.sume chat?tok mek (my sick grandma) cmne?cam slalu ke?"

tok mek da lame sakit tp xtau sakit ape..die tibe2 lemah bdan,then da xbleh jalan..cume bleh baring smpai skrang.mkn minum trpksa org len tlg..

then..
"kak,tokmek da xde..tgah hari tadi"

zappp..tibe2 rse cam lost skejap..ya allah..
mule2 pura2 nk buat cam tabah je tp mnitik gak air mata pastu..
ptot la asek tringat kt umah..

"ya allah..umi,kak xboleh nk blik,tgah mggu exam skrng.." dgan berat hatinya ckap kt my mom.

"xpela kak..lagipon x smpat gak nk jmpe arwah tok mek kalo blik skrang..bckan yaasin utk tok mek ye...ade pape nnti,umi col blik"

"ok.."

sedey gak time tuh sbab 2 mggu sblom tuh,blik umah jmpe arwah tok mek..time tuh,die nmpak ok je w'pon kne dok kt ospital,sbab arwah tokmek x sedarkn diri for 1 day b4 msok ospital..rse myesal sbab x smpt mintak maap dgn arwah sblom mai utp lepas tuh..

pape pon,semoga arwah tok mek dan ayah ( pnggilan kpada arwah atok,died b4 tokmek) dicucuri rahmat n berada dikalangan org-org yg dikasihiNya..amin..

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back to da topic today..
col my mum..
alhamdulillah,eveything's is ok and everyone is fine..
felt relieved for a while and pray that everyone that i luv akan slalu dilindungi olehNya..aminn..

**sori kalo penim ngan mix language dlam post ni

P/S : to all my fwens & family,I LUV U OL

ChoRi - ch0Ri chuPke chupkE

alohaaaa!!!!

rutin harian at utp rite now
>afta sbuh tido blik
>bgun blik kol 10 n pi mandi
>bekfes ngan biskut n air kosong
>on lappy
>usha blog2 n frenster

tiba-tiba ku dengar lagu ini...
layan jap....

CRUSH by DAVID ARCHULETA

I hung up the phone tonight,
something happened for the first time, deep inside
It was a rush, what a rush
Cause the possibility that you would ever
Feel the same way about me
It’s just too much, just too much
Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized, and I just got to know

Do you ever think, when you’re all alone
All that we could be, Where this thing could go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath, when I look at you
Are you holding back, like the way I do
Cause I’m trying, trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain’t goin away, goin away

Has it ever crossed your mind when we were hanging
Spending time girl, are we just friends
Is there more, is there more
See it’s a chance we’ve gotta take
Cause I believe we can make this into
Something that will last, last forever, forever

Do you ever think, when you’re all alone
All that we could be, Where this thing could go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath, when I look at you
Are you holding back, like the way I do
Cause I’m trying, trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain’t goin away, goin away

Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know

Do you ever think, when you’re all alone
All that we could be, Where this thing could go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath, when I look at you
Are you holding back, like the way I do
Cause I’m trying, trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain’t goin away, goin away

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Disaat waktu berhenti...kosong
Dimensi membutakan mata,memekakkan telinga
Lalu diri menjadi hampa
Saat paradigma dunia tak lagi digunakan untuk menerka
Sadarku akan hadirmu,mematahkan sendi2 yang biasanya tegak berdiri
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*haihh..tiba2 rse jiwam je..hehe..

weLkaM baCk

halloo utp..
sunyi sepi..tip top..
inilah keseronokan dtg awl,tenet pon laju..miahaha..
dan keburukannya : super duper busan
rasanya pasni tido je kejenye..

haihh..x puas lagi cuti..x smpai 1 bulan dok kt umah,da dtg blik..terpaksalaa..

not much stoli nk moli time oliday bru2 ni..
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juz nk gtau pglaman meredah banjir time blik aritu..

suasana banjir

kt klantan,blan 11/12 mmg taim banjir..
mse blik aritu,ayah mai amek..taim lalu kat jlan Kuala Krai,jlan jammed..
ingtkan ad eksiden ke mende ke,rpeny2 air da mlimpah smpai ke jalan besar..
ayah da cuak,tkot x bleh lalu sbab da byak kete brenti tggu ujan reda cket..
kete2 yg kecik ngan ekzos yg rndah2 cam kancil da x sggup nk redah jlan,kang mampos kt tgah2 xke naye jwbnye..
tp ayh pecut je kete,lalu je jln tuh..
da lepas stu spot jln td,tgok2 kt dpan cket air mlimpah lagi..
nk pusing blik,kt blakg pon ngah jammed n air da mkin naek..
cam rusa lemas kn himpit gajah lak..
ktorg satu famili dlam kete da riso sgt,bleh lepas ke x ni..
ayah da x kesah,die nk redah je..cume tggu kete kt dpan pegi dlu sbab xde kete pon yg brani nk pegi dlu..
tgu pnye la tggu,ad r stu kete iswara stat jlan..
ayah stat polo dari blakang,tibe2 kete iswara tu mati kt tgh2 jalan dgan lautan air blakang,dpan,kiri,knan yg kaler cam teh ais ..
alamak..wat hal lak iswara ni..ayah potong je iswara tuh..xdapt nk nolong..
fuhh..lega rsnya pastu da dpt lepas..
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bile blik umah,ingt nk amek lesen pas raye aji
tp last2 hampeh..kn tggu nxt yer la kot bru amek..


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tambah2 lagi perut buat hal lak..
asek msok angin je..pnye la sakit,nk tido mlm pon x senang..
pkai myak pnas x ok2 jugak.
mak ckp mybe sbab time mkn da brubah bile blik umah..
kt utp,lunch kol 12,kt umah kol 2..
diner slalu kol 6,tp kt umah kdg2 x diner..
mak gtau gak,kalo mkan mkanan cam timun,ubi,pisang pon bleh msok angin gak..
ingtkan 2 3 ari da ok,tp mlarat smpai 2 mggu..
ayya..naseb bdan
skang seb baek da ok cket..

rsnye,buat mase skrang,tu je mai stoli..
c u ol in my next post..